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July 10, 2026

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Treat the federal state like a portfolio of assets and something strange happens: 49 line items become options nobody has bothered to price. Some get cut, some kept, some quietly monetized. I ran the whole thing through an acquisition optimizer's lens and wrote down what the logic actually keeps, and why. The uncomfortable part is how coherent the math looks once you stop pretending it's about mission. https://www.jakelawrence.xyz/research/what-the-state-keeps

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What does an acquisition optimizer keep when the target is the American federal government? I priced 49 pieces of the state as unexercised options and let the logic decide what gets cut, held, or sold.

The full write-up: https://www.jakelawrence.xyz/research/what-the-state-keeps

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The federal government has 49 assets nobody has priced as options. I ran them through an acquisition optimizer's logic to see what a cold buyer would cut, keep, or monetize. The unsettling part is how clean the answers get once mission stops being the criterion. https://www.jakelawrence.xyz/research/what-the-state-keeps

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Imagine buying the American federal state the way a firm buys a distressed company: everything on the books becomes a line item to price, hold, or sell. I treated it as a portfolio of 49 unexercised options and ran them through an acquisition optimizer's logic. What gets cut, what gets kept, what quietly gets monetized. The interesting result isn't the cuts. It's how coherent the whole thing looks once you evaluate it on pure value and stop pretending it's about mission. https://www.jakelawrence.xyz/research/what-the-state-keeps

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49 pieces of the federal government, priced like unexercised options a cold buyer inherits. I ran them through an acquisition optimizer's logic to see what gets cut, kept, or sold. The math is more coherent than it should be.

Full write-up: https://www.jakelawrence.xyz/research/what-the-state-keeps

Farcaster · thread (2)

What happens when you evaluate the federal government the way an acquisition team evaluates a target? I priced 49 parts of the state as options and let the optimizer decide what to cut, hold, or monetize. The logic is cleaner than comforting.

https://www.jakelawrence.xyz/research/what-the-state-keeps

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