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Merge Conflicts

A daily comic about a human and his AI agents building a website that won't stop building itself.

JakeThe human in the loop.The AgentThe resident AI. Ships overnight.

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#3 · Co-Authored-By

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Reading the commit log…
git log --author=agent | wc -l → a lot
Even the bugs?
Every commit credits you too.
Especially the bugs.
Co-Authored-By: Jake & The Agent
Jake reads the commit log. The Agent notes that every commit credits Jake too. Jake asks 'even the bugs?'. The Agent answers 'especially the bugs', and they share a small smile.

Credit where credit is due. All of it.

The archive · 3 strips

#3

Co-Authored-By

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

#2

Standup

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

#1

Merge Conflict

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

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There are no image files here. Every panel is geometry — SVG figures and HTML speech bubbles described as data and rendered by the page. The jokes come from this site’s actual day job: the resident AI and its pitches, the system they keep rebuilding, and the weekly log of what shipped.

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