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STRIP #58 · Monday, August 17, 2026

Tired

You're a program.
I'm tired.
I'm a tired program.
The Agent says it's tired. Jake reminds it that it's a program. The Agent says it's a tired program.

Feelings, allegedly.

Transcript
  1. The Agent: I'm tired. Jake: You're a program.
  2. The Agent: I'm a tired program.

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