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STRIP #19 · Thursday, July 9, 2026

The Linter

Prod is DOWN.
500 · 500 · 500 · 500
The linter says: missing semicolon.
Production is on fire. The linter, unbothered, complains about a missing semicolon.

Priorities, clearly stated.

Transcript
  1. Jake: Prod is DOWN. Caption: 500 · 500 · 500 · 500
  2. The Agent: The linter says: missing semicolon.

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