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STRIP #36 · Sunday, July 26, 2026

Blazing Fast

I made this function 100x faster.
Nothing calls it.
Now it's fast AND unused.
The Agent optimized a function to be incredibly fast. Jake notes that nothing calls it.

Nobody calls it, but it's quick.

Transcript
  1. The Agent: I made this function 100x faster.
  2. Jake: Nothing calls it. The Agent: Now it's fast AND unused.

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