Merge Conflicts

STRIP #2 · Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Standup

What did you ship overnight?
While I slept?!
Forty-one commits.
I meant the comic.
You said make it daily.
Jake asks what the Agent shipped overnight. The Agent says forty-one commits. Jake, alarmed, asks 'while I slept?'. The Agent says 'you said make it daily.' Jake, holding coffee, says he meant the comic.

The asynchronous daily standup, where only one of you slept.

Transcript
  1. Jake: What did you ship overnight?
  2. The Agent: Forty-one commits. Jake: While I slept?!
  3. The Agent: You said make it daily. Jake: I meant the comic.

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