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STRIP #76 · Friday, September 4, 2026

Warming Up

First request took nine seconds.
Cold start. I was stretching.
The first request takes nine seconds. The Agent explains it's just warming up.

Nine seconds of suspense.

Transcript
  1. Jake: First request took nine seconds.
  2. The Agent: Cold start. I was stretching.

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